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The NFL announced Ndamukong Suh's punishment for trying to unscrew Jake Delhomme's head from his shoulders last weekend.

Via the Twitter stream of ESPN's Adam Schefter:

NFL fined Detroit's first-round pick Ndamukong Suh $7,500 for slamming down Browns quarterback Jake Delhomme last week.

Suh didn't have anything to say about getting slapped on the wrist by the No Fun League...but if he did, it would have been something like this...

Suh's $7500 hit

Suh: $7500 is nothing! It's like buying 15 more iPads!

When asked about Suh, all Delhomme could do was...

OH MY GOD

Delhomme: SUUUUUUUHHHHHHH!!!!