| 03 January 2010
The Lions force a Bears punt, as Cutler is forced to throw the ball away on 3rd and long.Whoo.
Lions take over at their own 41. Culpepper play fake, rolls right...leaping catch by Megatron at the Bears 40! Morris gets 5 off tackle, the Lions are on the move...
Toss play to Morris...pitch to Megatron who has to run backwards 10 yards to avoid the Bears pressure, gets a few positive yards out of what should have been a big loss.
Culpepper takes off on 3rd and 6, falls down in a heap after a 2 yard gain...Lions up to the line quickly, they are going for it! Culpepper finds Megatron at the 21! 1st down Detroit!
1st and goal from the 9...Brown up the gut gets 4.
Culpepper under center, short drop...fade to Megatron....TOUCHDOWN LIONS! Very nice catch by Johnson, who out fought the Bears' DB and kept his feet in bounds.

PAT is good, it's a new ballame! 20-20 with 9:42 left!
Hester is blown up at the 14 by Pearson! Fans are getting into the game for one of the few times this season.
Bears face 3rd and 5...Lions bring everyone...but don't get to Cutler...Hester is wide open downfield, and is drug down at the Lions 34. Fuckity fuck fuck!
Cutler looks for Olsen...he's open at the 10, brought down at the 3! 1st and goal.
Bears give it to Forte, stopped short...but holding is called on the Lions. Fucking figures.
Short drop for Cutler...play action...BEARS HAVE 2 PLAYERS WIDE OPEN IN THE END ZONE...Cutler picks Clark out of his 2 open TEs, and makes an easy TD toss.

Yep, them's my Lions...
PAT is good, Bears up 7, 27-20.
Suh watch: Niners up 7-6 on the Rams, 9:11 left.
Culpepper finds Felton in the middle...makes a Bear miss, and takes off for 24 yards, all the way to the Chicago 36! The Lions may suck, but at least they aren't giving up. Hey, it's something.
Bears called for delay of game, then a swing pass to Brown moves Detroit to the Bears 14.
Culpepper looks for Megatron in the end zone...PIC....NO! Not well thrown, and SHOULD have been a pick.
Culpepper tries a fade to Johnson...and throws the ball closer to a fan in the first row than his own receiver.
3rd and 10 from the Bears 14, 4:48 left, Culpepper calls TO. Lions are likely in 2 down territory.
Culpepper in the gun...steps up...runs...sees Megatron OPEN in the end zone...and he fucking overthrows a 6'5" monster of a wide out. Suuuuure, Culpepper is going to find a starting job next season...in which alternate dimension, I can't tell you.
Hanson boots the chip shot from 32 true, and the Lions are down 4, 27-23 with 4:38 left in the season.
Nice coverage from the Lions kick coverage teams, as Hester is down at the 15...and Zack Follett is on ANOTHER special teams tackle.
Bears are going to run clock, as Forte gets the call off tackle...clock under 4:00.
Forte gets the call again...big hole off tackle...gets the corner...HE's OFF! Makes a move to stay in bounds, makes a Lion miss...Forte is finally tackled at the Lions 17!
I'm calling it.

Game over, man. Game over.
Lions take their final TO with 3:02 left.
3rd and 5 from the Lions 12...Cutler looking to get 6...Aromashodu makes a sliding catch in the front corner of the end zone. Touchdown Bears. Shitfuck, it's game, set, match.
The PAT is good, Bears up 11 with an insurmountable 34-23 lead.
And it fucking figures...Williams fumbles the ball away on the kickoff return, Bears recover at the Lions 14. Surprising?

The Troll 2 "OH MY GOD" kid may be surprised...

The "BOOM HEADSHOT" guy may be surprised as well...

But I'm not surprised at all. It's the Lions...
Bears run some clock, then kick the FG. 37-23 Chicago, with 1:09 left in the season.
Suh watch: It's over, as the Rams are down big 28-6, late in the 4th. The Lions will end up with the 2nd overall pick in the draft.
Browns makes a nice return deep into Bears territory, at the 38. Too little, way too late.
It's fitting the Lions season ends at the Bears 2 yard line, unable to stop the clock. They can't finish.
Game over.

Worthless and weak, indeed.
The Lions end their season at 2-14. Another double digit loss season. 3 wins in their last 38 freaking games. It's getting tougher and tougher to stay a fan of this rotten fucking organization.
I sure hope The Schwartz and Mayhew know what the Hell they are doing when it comes to rebuilding a franchise, otherwise...uh, no. I don't even want to go there. Not yet.
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