| 03 January 2010
Ralph Wiggum's interpetation of the last 50 years of Lions football!
To start the 2nd quarter, Cutler converts the 3rd down on a short pass, then hits a wide open Olsen deep at the 10. Meh.
Once again, the Lions' defense stiffens, forcing another Gould FG attempt. He drills the chip shot thru, putting the Bears up 6-3 in a battle of place kickers.
Suh watch: Rams- Niners remains 0-0 with 12:00 left in the 2nd quarter.
It's the Aaron Brown show, as a pair of end around calls have the Lions to the 45, then Morris crosses midfield with another run...FLAG. Holding Lions. Fucking wonderful.
On 3rd and 16, Culpepper has to scramble...and find Heller just short of the 1st down....FLAG. Oh, fuck me. It's offensive pass interference on Heller. Bears turn down the penalty, forcing a 4th and 3.
Show some damn balls, and GO FOR IT! The Schwartz pussies out, and punts...which bounces into the end zone. Fitting.
On 3rd and 10, Cutler's in the gun, holds it...holds it...Peterson SACK! BALLBALLBALL! But the Bears recover at the 15, and are once again forced to punt. Northcutt brings the ball into Bears territory with 6:30 left in the half.
This game has been a fucking snooze, so here's Turd Ferguson to liven things up.
Yes, it IS a funny name.
Culpepper hits Morris with a short pass on 2nd down, setting up 3rd and 1 from the Bears 31. Culpepper uses his immense weight advantage on the Bears interior line to fall forward for a 1st down.
Meyers on Culepper: "He's THICK, as they say."
Big Al: "In the head, as they say!"
Lions face 3rd and 5 in the red zone, at the 12. Culpepper in the gun, Bryant Johnson finds a middle seam, catches the ball at the goal line...and doesn't drop the ball! TD Lions, their first TD pass since Matt Stafford's game winner against the Browns.
The PAT is good, Lions up 10-6. Whoo?
Why the indecision? I'm torn. I want the Lions to win, but what about Suh?
Suh watch: Rams up 3-0 on the Niners with 4:00 left in the half. Boo!
The game reaches the 2 MINUTE WARNING with the Bears at their own 38.
Cutler to Hester moves the Bears to the Lions 42. Sims BURIES Aromashodu after a 5 yard gain. You could hear the pads pop in Chicago! FLAG! False start Bears! 2nd and 10.Cutler throws to an empty spot on the field, 3rd and 10.
SHIT! Cutler finds Bennett inside the 30, 1st and 10, TO Bears. 0:54 left.
Cutler in the gun, pressured, steps up, it's Hester at the 11! Clock running, Cutler throws a stupid pass to Bennett at the 6, Bears have to burn their final TO with 0:20 left in the half.
Culter looks for Olsen in the corner of the end zone, James breaks it up! 3rd and 5 from Detroit's 6 1/2. Lions TO with 0:15 left.
Cutler in the gun...has time...fires a fastball to Olsen at the goal line, fights past Dizon...touchdown Bears with 0:11 left in the half. PAT is good, 13-10 Bears. Whoo! With the Rams up in their game, the Lions take the lead in the race for Suh.
Should the Lions draft Suh? Duh!
Lions take a knee at their own 15. That's the half!
Bears up 13-10 in the game, Lions up over the Rams in the race for the 1st overall draft pick!
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