| 20 September 2009
Vikings start the 4th with a Favre to Berrian connection, 1st down at their 33. I'm still not happy.
Favre to Kleinenhasscerer, 8 more. I'm getting unhappier.
Favre to Harvin, all the way to the 50. I'm getting pissed.
The Lions best corner, Phillip Buchanon, is hurt. I'm getting really pissed. Oh Hell, Pearson is hurt too. Hear that? It's steam coming out my ears.
Harvin with the ball, heads around end, and runs thru a couple of tackles, getting a 1st down. Then it's Peterson, putting his head down for 8 more. Ball at the Lions 29. I"m ANGRY.
3rd and short, need a fucking stop. A FUCKING STOP, GET ONE.
Flag, false start on the Vikings, as the Lions were prepared to bring the house on a blitz!
Favre on 3rd and long, Harvin is open...fights thru a tackle...gets 9 and a half! Will the Vikes will go for it? We'll know after the break, as they call a time out. The Lions have gone and harshed my mellow, dammit!
Childress pusses out, and brings in Longwell for the 46 yard FG attempt. MISS NOONAN!
Crud. It's perfect, and the Vikes now lead by what's likely an insurmountable lead, 10 points, 20-10. Bah. Bah fucking humbug.
Brown is doen at the 20 on the return. Here comes Stafford and the gang who couldn't score.Just under 10 minutes left in the game.
Smith get 4 off tackle. Stafford wants to throw...it's Johnson...stiff arm...HE"S OFF TO THE RACES! Megatron is down at the Vikings 30...FLAG! FUCK ME. And fuck the Lions. Chop block on Peterman...Oh, fucking snap. The refs blew it, as it was a LEGAL block, as the Viking was not being blocked high when Peterman took him down low. Bullshit call.
Stafford want to air it out...it's Johnson at the 34! 1st down! A screen to Brown is to the 39. Clock ticks under 8 minutes left.
Stafford is going to throw again...DOUBLE FACEPALM. Stafford forces the throw, Greenway steps in front and takes it deep into Detroit territory at the 16. Merry Christmas and fuck us all.
Favre has the Lions on the verge of defeat, as he hits Harvin at the 2. Favre was hit hard, and slow to get up...Come on, Lions fans, show some class. They are cheering Favre being down. Asses. I can't stand Favre either, but no one should be cheered for getting injured. Well...Maybe with Scott Mitchell it was acceptable...
So to rub it in, Favre tosses a quick hitter to Harvin for the TD. Game over. Vikes up 27-10. I'm too tired to be pissed. Hating the Lions takes a shitload of energy...
Detroit starts their next drive to oblivion at the 25. //Checks Tigers score, losing 2-1 in the 5th// HATEHATEHATEHATE SPORTS RIGHT NOW.
Stafford hit johnson for the 1st down at the 39, clock running, 5:00 left.
Stafford to throw again...Bryant Johnson is ALL BY HIS LONESOME DEEP IN MINNY TERRITORY...and Stafford overthrows him by 10 yards.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. I HATE ROOKIE QB'S.
4th and 7, 4:27 left, Lions will go for it...Northcutt gets the 1st on a quick hitter. Lions go no huddle, it's Heller at the Vikes 46. Too little, too late, unfortunately.
TICKTICKTICKTICK...that's the clock, get it? 3:30 left...Stafford to Pettigrew has Detroit at the Vikes 34. Stafford checks down to Pettigrew again, who rumbles inside the 20! Flag, block in the back on Northcutt. URGE TO KILL RISING.
Pitts and Lynch going on about the Lions bad drafting, and the Vikes having talent everywhere. Thanks for rubbing it in, guys.
Stafford throws a couple of passes away, 3rd and 6. Stafford nails Northcutt right in the numbers...DROPPED. CUT HIS LOUSY ASS.
The Lions bring Hanson out for the 48 yard FG. WHY? //quickly does the math, a FG makes it a 2 TD game// OK, that makes some sense. Not that it makes a whole Hell of a lot of difference with 2:37 left in the FUCKING GAME! Especially after giving up 27 straight points.It's like pissing into the wind...
Anyway, Hanson drills it thru. 27-13. Vikings.
Hanson will try the onside kick. FAIL. Vikings recover. Boo.
Tavaris Jackson is now under center for the Vikings in garbage time. Taylor is in for Peterson as well. Clock running...Nope, Lions take a fruitless time out. Game's over, lets not make the pain last, OK?
Taylor stuffed on 3rd and short. Whatever. FOX decides to show "highlights" of Stafford's game. Pick, pick, overthrows...URGE TO KILL AGAIN RISING.
The Vikes go for it on 4th and short, pass to Taylor converts it, he's to the 11 at the 2 minute warning. My neck is suddenly sore. I think that is where the HATE is balling up on my body...
Lions are finally out of time outs, Vikings will go into victory formation, and have Jackson take a knee. The final score is going to be 27-13 Vikings.
The Lions now have the 2nd longest NFL losing streak all time, with 19. //SIGH//
Stafford's picks and Smith fumble DOOMED the Lions today. The Lions defense played pretty darn well, keeping Peterson under 100 yards rushing with 91, and holding Favre to 155 yards thru the air.
But Stafford's rookie mistakes killed Detroit today. So I'll end the live blog with a repost of my latest quick and dirty photochop.
More later, once my blood pressure reaches a safe level.
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