The following stat lines say it all:

Rodgers: 13-14-150-2 TD.

Culpepper: 1-15-18-1 INT

I'm ready to see what Stanton can do. Couldn't be any worse than this BS, could it?

To lighten what's become an ugly mood, here's a picture of a bear suited Mini-Me eating honey.

You're welcome.

Hey, the Lions force another punt! Miracles really can happen!

Lions will start their 1st possession of the 2nd quarter from the 12. Smith gets a whole yard on 1st down, and we have a false start on Pettigrew on 2nd.

The Lions face a 3rd and 9 from their 14. Culpepper throws into coverage towards Pettigrew, and the ball falls incomplete. The pass hit Pettigrew in the hands.

CAN'T ANYONE MAKE A FUCKING PLAY? I'll answer my own question. FUCK NO!

The GF is concerned for my health. She says my face is all red, my blood pressure must be up! So I just got a hug telling me it'll all be better...someday.

The Pack are moving the ball thru the air, and have moved inside the Lions 20. Not so fast, as the Pack get popped for their 8th penalty of the day. Only against the Lions could a team play so sloppily, yet be winning so easily.

On 3rd and long, Rodgers tries to tuck the ball in, and run...down at the 27. FG time. Crosby drills it thru from 46 out, 17-0 Packers.

Ugh.

Rodger's QB rating is a perfect 147.5. As usual, the opposition QB is having a career fucking day against the Lions.

Lions take over with over 7 minutes left in what's been a despicable 1st half of football.

On 2nd and long from the 19, Smith gets the corner and rumbles for 19 yards. Finally, someone makes a play! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Hey, you gotta celebrate when you can with this bunch of stiffs.

On 3rd and 7 from the 41, Culpepp...SACK. I didn't even get the chance to finish my description, and Culpepper was down. Detroit will punt...again.

Harris punts...and Harris has to make the tackle on a 45 yard Packers return.

Poor tackling by the Lions? I'm STUNNED!

Pack will start deep in Detroit territory...and are in the red zone after a couple of quick Rodgers passes.

Rodgers is now 16-18-178-2 TD.

On 2nd and 3 inside the 10, Rodgers wants to throw...SACK. Peterson came in unblocked! The Packers innate sloppiness forces another FG attempt. I doubt the Pack would be as sloppy against a legit NFL team.

2 MINUTE WARNINNG! I repeat, 2 MINUTE WARNING!

Crosby is out for the chip shot, and he chips it thru. 20-0 Green Bay.

Meh. Just...Meh.

Lions get the ball with 1:51 left, go into their 2 minute drill.  Culpepper hits Northcutt for a 1st down, making a nice catch, keeping both feet in, at the 38.

Lions face a 3rd and 10 with 1:10 left, TO taken...by someone. The FOX doofs are blabbing on and on, but don't tell us what the fuck is going on. Finally, we learn it's a Packer TO.

Culpepper channels his inner Joey Blue Skies, and throws a pass to Bryant Johnson 3 yards short of the sticks. Pack with another TO with 1:04 left.

WHAT THE HELL? Harris moves from punt formation, and goes UNDER CENTER? It's a pitch to Brown, and it...loses yardage.

The formation didn't fool a fucking soul. Moose had a good point, saying it just wasn't quick enough. Harris was under center far too long before taking the snap.

Thanks to the great field position, the Packers drive down the field with time running out, face a 3rd and goal from the 13 with 0:13 left...Rodgers throws the ball away.

Another Crosby FG gives the Pack a 23-0 lead.

The Packers keep shooting themselves in the foot, managing to keep the Lions nominally in the game. It's only 4 scores, right?

A Packers squib kick mercifully ends the half.

That was fucking UGLY. If the Pack were even halfway competent, they'd be up 35-0.

Culpepper ends the half with a QB rating of 22.3.

Fucking Lions. I need my meds.

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